Thursday, November 17, 2005

Women and coffee

I just quarrelled with my gf over some stupid things and she mentioned that I'm a mean son of a bitch and more rude comments that was good enough to crush my fragile male ego. Nevertheless, I made an observation and I compared her to cheap coffee...

She insisted she was sweet and nice to me but i begged to differ.....

This was what I said.

You're like a mug of cheap coffee.... you always taste sweet on initially, but once the aftertaste kicks in after 3 mins, you're sour and bitter and makes me sick.
Was a little mean and uncalled for. But what the heck... quarrels are part and parcel of every couple's lives isn't it.

Anyway, today was a rather uneventful day other than the fact a good friend dumped his gf for another hotter chick... Damn!!! And he's like my most decent and non-flirtatious friend I've ever known. I guess ALL guys are shallow. Big tits, nice bod, better face.we're all suckers for it. I better not ever have a daughter the next time I'm ever married.

Wednesday, November 16, 2005

DAWN YEO!!!!!!

Among all the Singaporean girls right now, who I'll really like to fuck....

The "plasticky surgeried" Dawn Yeo! Is shes game enough to go for a Vagina stitch to virginised her again? She might, i mean after all, she already went under the knife for her face.

She so fucking gorgeous I can't take my eyes off her pictures. My gf definitely pales in comparison but thank God she doesnt know I am trying to keep a fuken stupid blog. Hell, I'll dump my gf the second Dawn gives me a chance to go out with her. I've seen her at Zouk with my jaw dropping, but now that I know she wasnt so HOT to begin with, I don't think she's unreachable. All it takes is a good "fake" heart and "sincerity" and I'm sure if given the oppourtunity, I might be able to chase her.

I believe she's like any plain Jane with BALLs to go thru the knife.

To Dawn Yeo, if you ever wanna sleep around with a random stranger who is a cunning linguist, please drop me an email! Damn U R HOT!

Singaporean girls and girls in general.

I find that its hard for me to stay in any relationship in Singapore because:
No. 1 I'm a horny bastard
No. 2 I like variety
No. 3 I can get variety.
No. 4 Singapore girls are easy.
No. 5 I've got a good job and I earn a decent amount of money which girls find it so attractive

Dun get me wrong, I am not good-looking but definitely not ugly either. Fuck, I'm not even rich. Just that girls feel that i'm easily approachable and possess some sort of bad-guy image. Which brings me to the point that Bad guys do finish first and Nice guys just end up with nothing, not even in last position.

But I'm sure lotsa guys have the same problem being faithful because of points 1 - 4 stated at the top.
I'm sure girls are wondering why some guys find it so hard to remain faithful. And perhaps these guys are thinking the same way I am now.

Why Singapore girls are like a Subaru WRX

Even if they don't look good (a little bodykit/makeup can disguise the bad design/looks) but as long as the ride is fun, guys will ride em.

Why many guys like me find it hard to be faithful (compared to a WRX)

Because we just love the pick-up, gears no 1 to 3.We don't wanna cruise in 4th & 5th gears for long periods of time because that sucks! And crashing at high speed means losing your life, which translates to long-term relationships being detrimental to our health.

Guys like me just like the flirting process and once we know we can get the girl, the magic is gone. I kinda like chasing girls rather than just fucking them. Sure, the fuck is good, but hell, nothing beats the initial stages of the chase.

Wednesday, June 15, 2005

how do i get a counter

can any kind soul out there email how the fuck do i create a hit counter for my blog? i feel kinda retarded right now and i cant ask anyone else becos i don't want anyone to know i've got a blog.

Singapore Girl blogs

this is so cool, getting an auto template for my blog. i'm actually getting to like this. funny thing is i always thought blogs were stupid things to start but now i realise that its easy and i am hoping someone will start reading my blog. ANYONE READING THIS? I'm hoping to make a little spending cash for myself with this advertising on blog thingy thats going on and after looking at Xiaxue's blog which i stumbled upon after reading mrbrown.com, i realise that this little bitch is getting more attention than she deserves. I don't know why she thinks she so "better than the rest of the other bloggers" but all i can say is that you people can go to other more interesting blogs.

problem with her is that she's got no substance and how she's actually got a life now that everyone's been reading her blog. I'm only hoping some of the girls i know who lead very interesting "drama" lives starts their own blogs. damn those will be juicy.

if only my fingers weren't starting to cramp up, i will tell give you more details on their lives.

Virgin Blogger

I've never been a fan of keeping dairies as I've committed some wrongs in my life to actually write it down on paper. But recently, after seeing that everybody had a blog, I decided to start one as well. I'm generally a lazy person so I don't expect myself to actually update my blog. If this account gets deleted due to inactivity, I think i'll just fuck it and give up any other blogging activities.